/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The little old woman invited my little brother and me into her cottage, and I made a joke about how we were thankful she wasn't a witch.

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"Mom, I can hear the ghost running down the stairs again," the boy said, more annoyed than scared.

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I was investigating the child's room in an abandoned haunted house and I put my camera down by some porcelain dolls so I could take a call.

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"I'm afraid your husband died, Mrs. Caste", the doctor said from behind his mask, solemnly.

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"Hmm, I'm having trouble understanding you - can you repeat the question"?

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I saw the man dancing on the table and when I yelled at him, he hopped down, jumped out the window and scurried up the side of the building.

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My excitement to show my kids the new puppy on Christmas morning turned to shock when I realized I forgot to put holes in the box.

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"Daddy, did you know when you fully unravel the human small intestine, it's can be 23 feet long," my son said from behind me.

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My neighbors are so pissed that the city is redoing the sewer lines but I love it.

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[NOV22] The old forest god provided seclusion and prosperity to the small community of settlers in exchange for the sacrifice of one outsider every 5 years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The little old woman invited my little brother and me into her cottage, and I made a joke about how we were thankful she wasn't a witch.	33
"Mom, I can hear the ghost running down the stairs again," the boy said, more annoyed than scared.	32
I was investigating the child's room in an abandoned haunted house and I put my camera down by some porcelain dolls so I could take a call.	32
"I'm afraid your husband died, Mrs. Caste", the doctor said from behind his mask, solemnly.	32
"Hmm, I'm having trouble understanding you - can you repeat the question"?	32
I saw the man dancing on the table and when I yelled at him, he hopped down, jumped out the window and scurried up the side of the building.	32
My excitement to show my kids the new puppy on Christmas morning turned to shock when I realized I forgot to put holes in the box.	31
"Daddy, did you know when you fully unravel the human small intestine, it's can be 23 feet long," my son said from behind me.	31
My neighbors are so pissed that the city is redoing the sewer lines but I love it.	31
[NOV22] The old forest god provided seclusion and prosperity to the small community of settlers in exchange for the sacrifice of one outsider every 5 years.	31