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When I was a kid, my father used to pull the plug out from my console when I was misbehaved.

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The genie granted my wish, so I immediately paused time to try it out.

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I used to enjoy watching the birds.

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As Captain, it's part of my duty to go down with this ship.

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As a puppet, my master always spoke on my behalf.

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I was sitting back in the chair at the out of town barber's my ex-wife recommended to me, when the man asked me if I had ever heard of "Sweeney Todd".

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I always considered myself a jack of all trades, master of none.

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They say a human head can survive for 10 seconds after decapitation.

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After a long day of work, coming home to see my family is one of my favourite things.

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As I stepped out of my cyro-chamber, I wondered what this future had in store for me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was a kid, my father used to pull the plug out from my console when I was misbehaved.	1976
The genie granted my wish, so I immediately paused time to try it out.	338
I used to enjoy watching the birds.	181
As Captain, it's part of my duty to go down with this ship.	57
As a puppet, my master always spoke on my behalf.	45
I was sitting back in the chair at the out of town barber's my ex-wife recommended to me, when the man asked me if I had ever heard of "Sweeney Todd".	44
I always considered myself a jack of all trades, master of none.	35
They say a human head can survive for 10 seconds after decapitation.	28
After a long day of work, coming home to see my family is one of my favourite things.	17
As I stepped out of my cyro-chamber, I wondered what this future had in store for me.	13