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"Well Gary died doing what he loved."

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'Local man suing Catholic Church after séance with dead father confirms there is no God.'

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Whenever I'm trying to get to sleep at night I keep hearing the sound of children laughing.

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They just look so peaceful, almost as if they were asleep.

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As she staggered down the street towards me, I thought at first she was drunk.

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You never forget your first time and she was just so beautiful.

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I'd read about rare cases of intraoperative awareness but you just never think it's going to happen to you.

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'Welcome to the 200th anniversary of the Exotic Diners Club.'

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I thought that dying of cancer would be the worst pain I would ever experience but at least the pain would eventually end.

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I'm not sure what was more unsettling, finding an 8 year old girl in the last cavern of a previously unexplored cave system or the uncanny resemblance the girl had to my deceased daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Well Gary died doing what he loved."	236	TwoSentenceComedy
'Local man suing Catholic Church after séance with dead father confirms there is no God.'	194	TwoSentenceComedy
Whenever I'm trying to get to sleep at night I keep hearing the sound of children laughing.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
They just look so peaceful, almost as if they were asleep.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
As she staggered down the street towards me, I thought at first she was drunk.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
You never forget your first time and she was just so beautiful.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd read about rare cases of intraoperative awareness but you just never think it's going to happen to you.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
'Welcome to the 200th anniversary of the Exotic Diners Club.'	19	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought that dying of cancer would be the worst pain I would ever experience but at least the pain would eventually end.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm not sure what was more unsettling, finding an 8 year old girl in the last cavern of a previously unexplored cave system or the uncanny resemblance the girl had to my deceased daughter.	14	TwoSentenceHorror