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My wife being pregnant without my involvement normally would have made me suspicious.

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I was the only one daring enough to rebel against the mad king.

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I returned home from a ten-month tour in Iraq to find a positive pregnancy test in my wife's bathroom, and I lost control of myself.

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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

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When I was little, I had a Cinderella themed birthday party, and when I graduated high school, I wore a Beauty and the Beast-themed grad cap.

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Sometimes when my barber's talking, I tune him out.

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You've got to have a tough stomach to work as an exterminator.

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My granddaughter visited me in the hospital today.

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When I was a kid, I thought my mom was just trying to give me a taste of my own medicine when she asked to sleep in my room so the monster wouldn't get her.

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Billions gathered to greet the angel, hoping to ascend to heaven.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife being pregnant without my involvement normally would have made me suspicious.	5244	TwoSentenceHorror
I was the only one daring enough to rebel against the mad king.	4141	TwoSentenceHorror
I returned home from a ten-month tour in Iraq to find a positive pregnancy test in my wife's bathroom, and I lost control of myself.	1605	TwoSentenceHorror
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.	1049	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was little, I had a Cinderella themed birthday party, and when I graduated high school, I wore a Beauty and the Beast-themed grad cap.	800	TwoSentenceHorror
Sometimes when my barber's talking, I tune him out.	494	TwoSentenceHorror
You've got to have a tough stomach to work as an exterminator.	330	TwoSentenceHorror
My granddaughter visited me in the hospital today.	285	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was a kid, I thought my mom was just trying to give me a taste of my own medicine when she asked to sleep in my room so the monster wouldn't get her.	283	TwoSentenceHorror
Billions gathered to greet the angel, hoping to ascend to heaven.	263	TwoSentenceHorror