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After a fortune teller told me I'd die peacefully in my sleep in 50 years, I decided I'd make a fortune playing Russian roulette in the criminal underground.

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I reassured my wife, saying I was sure I locked my gun away in the safe upstairs so the kids couldn't mess with it.

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As my boat drifted calmly across the quiet pond, the sweet scent of honey floated on a gentle summer breeze.

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I broke into this house to kill one man, I didn't expect to find a basement full of human trafficking victims...

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I stepped outside, breathed in the cool night air, and looked up to admire the stars.

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I was shocked to find a severed hand in my mailbox today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a fortune teller told me I'd die peacefully in my sleep in 50 years, I decided I'd make a fortune playing Russian roulette in the criminal underground.	13801
I reassured my wife, saying I was sure I locked my gun away in the safe upstairs so the kids couldn't mess with it.	364
As my boat drifted calmly across the quiet pond, the sweet scent of honey floated on a gentle summer breeze.	90
I broke into this house to kill one man, I didn't expect to find a basement full of human trafficking victims...	37
I stepped outside, breathed in the cool night air, and looked up to admire the stars.	19
I was shocked to find a severed hand in my mailbox today.	18