/u/MrCookieCutter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For the first time in recorded history, no humans died today.

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I smiled as my grandmother again said I could borrow money from her bank account for something very important.

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Humans often ponder how an alien species would react if they saw our species's cruelty

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Humans are the most intelligent species on the planet

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As the lunatic pours more gasoline onto me, I can't help but cry

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The explorers were filled with excitement as they prepared to open the sealed temple of the god of a newly discovered, Antarctic civilization.

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We Didn't Know

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My co-pilot, the flight attendants, several hundred passengers, and myself all prepared for the ten hour flight ahead of us.

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As I watched my ex wearily close her blinds and lock her bedroom window, I couldn't help but curse myself for letting her see me watching her last night

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Growing up, my dad always told me it's natural for teenage boys to think about doing weird, sexual things with attractive people

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For the first time in recorded history, no humans died today.	10492
I smiled as my grandmother again said I could borrow money from her bank account for something very important.	2300
Humans often ponder how an alien species would react if they saw our species's cruelty	283
Humans are the most intelligent species on the planet	231
As the lunatic pours more gasoline onto me, I can't help but cry	142
The explorers were filled with excitement as they prepared to open the sealed temple of the god of a newly discovered, Antarctic civilization.	57
We Didn't Know	41
My co-pilot, the flight attendants, several hundred passengers, and myself all prepared for the ten hour flight ahead of us.	27
As I watched my ex wearily close her blinds and lock her bedroom window, I couldn't help but curse myself for letting her see me watching her last night	24
Growing up, my dad always told me it's natural for teenage boys to think about doing weird, sexual things with attractive people	20