/u/MrEvilDrAgentSmith's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought I was just a bit run down, but the apathy and inertia keeps growing and now all I can do is lie on the floor.

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On the meditation course, they said not to translate the mantra they gave me because it's less effective when you know its meaning.

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[NOV23] "So here's the question for judges," said the gameshow host: "Is It Cake?"

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[NOV23] I thought about his question as hard as I could, but finally replied, "I don't know".

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"Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them."

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[OCT23] Tuesday's Child is full of Grace.

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Driven by the billionaires' interests, climate change finally made Earth uninhabitable.

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"I know it hurts," my mother said, "but we really have to clean the wound."

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[OCT23] The forecast on Monday warned of a week-long heatwave, with temperatures rising non-stop through Friday.

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Killed at 19 by a suicide bomber, her suffering should have ended when she woke up in heaven.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought I was just a bit run down, but the apathy and inertia keeps growing and now all I can do is lie on the floor.	134
On the meditation course, they said not to translate the mantra they gave me because it's less effective when you know its meaning.	94
[NOV23] "So here's the question for judges," said the gameshow host: "Is It Cake?"	29
[NOV23] I thought about his question as hard as I could, but finally replied, "I don't know".	20
"Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them."	1
[OCT23] Tuesday's Child is full of Grace.	1
Driven by the billionaires' interests, climate change finally made Earth uninhabitable.	1
"I know it hurts," my mother said, "but we really have to clean the wound."	1
[OCT23] The forecast on Monday warned of a week-long heatwave, with temperatures rising non-stop through Friday.	1
Killed at 19 by a suicide bomber, her suffering should have ended when she woke up in heaven.	1