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I love the colour of your eyes, the softness of your hair, the timbre of your voice, the stubble on your chin.

4534 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.

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I have got to put a stop to all those rumours going around about me.

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"Angela wake up, we're in danger, there's a masked man with a knife downstairs!"

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I had woken up in a bathtub full of ice missing one kidney.

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The tests came back, it's 100% beef.

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The jerk's OkCupid profile said "no fatties".

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This is the third time my nephew has called "wolf!" from up the hilltop.

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Ran into my old crush [Part 1]

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As he raised sunken city of R'lyeh from the depths, Cthulu wondered to himself what dark deed the humans that awoke him would request in exchange.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I love the colour of your eyes, the softness of your hair, the timbre of your voice, the stubble on your chin.	4534	TwoSentenceHorror
Finally it seemed like one of the aliens had taken mercy on me and decided to remove me from this infernal captivity.	502	TwoSentenceHorror
I have got to put a stop to all those rumours going around about me.	471	TwoSentenceHorror
"Angela wake up, we're in danger, there's a masked man with a knife downstairs!"	415	TwoSentenceHorror
I had woken up in a bathtub full of ice missing one kidney.	147	TwoSentenceHorror
The tests came back, it's 100% beef.	109	TwoSentenceHorror
The jerk's OkCupid profile said "no fatties".	86	TwoSentenceHorror
This is the third time my nephew has called "wolf!" from up the hilltop.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
Ran into my old crush [Part 1]	71	nosleep
As he raised sunken city of R'lyeh from the depths, Cthulu wondered to himself what dark deed the humans that awoke him would request in exchange.	71	TwoSentenceHorror