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I can never manage to stuff all the things I need for a vacation into my suitcase.

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Do you know when you will die?

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"The truth is I love you Chris, I always have."

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"French" Fries is an offensive form of cultural appropriation.

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"Doctor Hoffman, please put a stop to this, the energy levels are off the charts, there's only a 1 in 4 chance this could actually work."

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My therapist wanted to check if he fully understood my delusions.

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I clutched the only bill I had in my hand, as I watched the cab's meter tick ever closer to it's 20$ value.

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Damned nanny state, not letting me shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre.

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I'm so lonely, I'd give ANYTHING for someone to share a life with me.

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"So you're a cannibal murderer... huh, does that mean like: you kill cannibals?"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can never manage to stuff all the things I need for a vacation into my suitcase.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Do you know when you will die?	25	TwoSentenceHorror
"The truth is I love you Chris, I always have."	24	TwoSentenceHorror
"French" Fries is an offensive form of cultural appropriation.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
"Doctor Hoffman, please put a stop to this, the energy levels are off the charts, there's only a 1 in 4 chance this could actually work."	21	TwoSentenceHorror
My therapist wanted to check if he fully understood my delusions.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
I clutched the only bill I had in my hand, as I watched the cab's meter tick ever closer to it's 20$ value.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Damned nanny state, not letting me shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm so lonely, I'd give ANYTHING for someone to share a life with me.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"So you're a cannibal murderer... huh, does that mean like: you kill cannibals?"	16	TwoSentenceHorror