/u/MrPastorOfMuppets's posts
[WP] Your job is simple. Take a high powered airsoft gun, and shoot people using their phone in movie theatres. You wouldn't think it'd pay much, but your clients are very... peculiar, and very wealthy.
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[WP] You have a stalker and despite moving thousands of miles, across dimensions, and through time he always seems to find you.
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[EU] Turns out, Hogwarts is a private school you have to pay to attend. You couldn't front the bill, so now your heading to public wizarding school.
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[WP] A man appears out of thin air and instantly breaks out into tears of joy. When asked why, he claims to be the first person to ever escape the afterlife.
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[WP] A couple actors at Disneyland decide to take advantage of the park after it's closed. Unknown to them, that's when the magic really begins in the enchanted kingdom.
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[WP] The spirits of Halloween past, present, and future are summoned to help restore a goth teenager's faith in Halloween.
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[WP] When God visits someone, he takes the appearance of someone that person loves. When God visits you, you don't recognize him at all.
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[EU] Buzz and Woody notice a child that loves their iPad in the same way they were loved by Andy. Curious, the pair go forward to see if the machine was given life like they were.
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[WP] The horrifyingly evil dictator of your country has just been assassinated. Much to the surprise of everyone he chose you, his favorite barber, to be his successor.
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