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I didn't think being a serial killer would be this much fun!

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Being immortal superhero, I wasn't terribly concerned when a bullet put a hole through the middle of my forehead,

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I sat on my back porch one beautiful autumn evening, lit a cigarette, and enjoyed looking at the stars in the clear, dark sky.

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[DEC23] I stood back and marveled at my creation; instant body doubles!

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"They're so small," said the humans looking down at the ants, "and so easily crushed."

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[DEC23] I still have nightmares of Christmas after what happened to the reindeer.

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"How many times do I have to tell you to not play with your food, Jimmy?!"

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I used to despise the nasty televised political debates I always saw on the news,

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[NSFW] When I heard my abusive husband pull into the driveway, I knew he was going to demand sex, but I was ready for him. NSFW

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I watched the snow fall and I felt the dread seep into my body.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I didn't think being a serial killer would be this much fun!	20	TwoSentenceComedy
Being immortal superhero, I wasn't terribly concerned when a bullet put a hole through the middle of my forehead,	19	TwoSentenceComedy
I sat on my back porch one beautiful autumn evening, lit a cigarette, and enjoyed looking at the stars in the clear, dark sky.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] I stood back and marveled at my creation; instant body doubles!	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"They're so small," said the humans looking down at the ants, "and so easily crushed."	13	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] I still have nightmares of Christmas after what happened to the reindeer.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
"How many times do I have to tell you to not play with your food, Jimmy?!"	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I used to despise the nasty televised political debates I always saw on the news,	10	TwoSentenceHorror
[NSFW] When I heard my abusive husband pull into the driveway, I knew he was going to demand sex, but I was ready for him. NSFW	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched the snow fall and I felt the dread seep into my body.	8	TwoSentenceHorror