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"Never shall we part," I reminded myself, as I attended my wife's funeral.

1981 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.

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"You need to apologize for offending me"

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"Hey, it's yo boy, ZiggyXFresh32, and I have a special guest for this video!"

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As I posted my third "r/twosentencehorror" story for the day, I leaned back and lamented my misfortune.

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I sat him down in the chair facing the mirror and asked if he was ready for his new fashionable haircut.

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When i was little, I thought meeting Santa was going to be fun!

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Being a Catholic priest; I believed it my duty to stop the maniac summoning a demon, but my heart sank when I heard his chant, "Ex intumis specubus, daemones inferni omnes voco!"

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No matter how much I tried, I never felt comfortable in my own body.

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[Nov23] My assistant, Thomas, became light-headed as we began the autopsy.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Never shall we part," I reminded myself, as I attended my wife's funeral.	1981	TwoSentenceHorror
You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.	1038	TwoSentenceHorror
"You need to apologize for offending me"	291	Comebacks
"Hey, it's yo boy, ZiggyXFresh32, and I have a special guest for this video!"	152	TwoSentenceHorror
As I posted my third "r/twosentencehorror" story for the day, I leaned back and lamented my misfortune.	116	TwoSentenceHorror
I sat him down in the chair facing the mirror and asked if he was ready for his new fashionable haircut.	108	TwoSentenceHorror
When i was little, I thought meeting Santa was going to be fun!	45	TwoSentenceHorror
Being a Catholic priest; I believed it my duty to stop the maniac summoning a demon, but my heart sank when I heard his chant, "Ex intumis specubus, daemones inferni omnes voco!"	40	TwoSentenceHorror
No matter how much I tried, I never felt comfortable in my own body.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
[Nov23] My assistant, Thomas, became light-headed as we began the autopsy.	22	TwoSentenceHorror