/u/MrSluagh's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You know how when you were a kid, and you got poop on your hand while wiping, you had to wash your hands like 20 times to get the smell off, but now you only have to wash once?

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There was this one key on my keyring, and I had no idea where it came from or what it was for, so I finally got rid of it.

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Don't invite Jesus to your party.

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They said they fired her.

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Why can't I remember who I am?

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Luke was a Lego head owned by a kid named Andy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know how when you were a kid, and you got poop on your hand while wiping, you had to wash your hands like 20 times to get the smell off, but now you only have to wash once?	668
There was this one key on my keyring, and I had no idea where it came from or what it was for, so I finally got rid of it.	14
Don't invite Jesus to your party.	3
They said they fired her.	3
Why can't I remember who I am?	2
Luke was a Lego head owned by a kid named Andy.	1