/u/MrSquigles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Disptch, I, uh, I think you misheard: the suspect is DOA."

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When I got infected, I did the only thing I still could and donated my soon to be undead body to be experimented upon for defense and cure strategies.

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Despite the rumours, I knew that this was the man I absolutely had to marry.

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He said he'd kill everyone I was close to, one by one.

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My dissociative identity disorder had caused my no end of problems in the past but now I had it entirely under control.

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My last wish was for a long and happy life.

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"I'm sorry," the genie said, "but I can't bring people back to life.

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[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my mummy!"

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He asked me to pledge for life, so I pledge for eternity.

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I've never broken a promise I made to you and I'm not about to start now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Disptch, I, uh, I think you misheard: the suspect is DOA."	241
When I got infected, I did the only thing I still could and donated my soon to be undead body to be experimented upon for defense and cure strategies.	188
Despite the rumours, I knew that this was the man I absolutely had to marry.	109
He said he'd kill everyone I was close to, one by one.	101
My dissociative identity disorder had caused my no end of problems in the past but now I had it entirely under control.	73
My last wish was for a long and happy life.	29
"I'm sorry," the genie said, "but I can't bring people back to life.	25
[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my mummy!"	8
He asked me to pledge for life, so I pledge for eternity.	5
I've never broken a promise I made to you and I'm not about to start now.	4