/u/MrSugarSkull's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Daddy, there's a man in my closet..." my Daughter says to me.

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"If you get another negative test score, your time at this institution is over!" He said

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As my open heart surgery was about to begin, I realized that this wasn't a bad dream, and that I could still feel everything but couldn't move or cry out.

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"I remember how she used to hum happily to herself while she baked your favorite treats for you as a kid," my fiancé said as we stood over my Mother's grave.

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Let's play the trust game.

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When I was younger, whenever a girl would break up with me I would think to myself, "I'll never love again."

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"One eyed, One horned, Flying, Purple People Eater," The children sang as they held hands and danced.

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Did anyone else run through the house while turning off all the lights, because you were afraid something was going to get you in the dark, as a kid?

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When I was young, whenever a girl would break up with me I would think to myself, "I'll never love again."

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"We want to play," The children said, cheerfully.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Daddy, there's a man in my closet..." my Daughter says to me.	819
"If you get another negative test score, your time at this institution is over!" He said	530
As my open heart surgery was about to begin, I realized that this wasn't a bad dream, and that I could still feel everything but couldn't move or cry out.	204
"I remember how she used to hum happily to herself while she baked your favorite treats for you as a kid," my fiancé said as we stood over my Mother's grave.	131
Let's play the trust game.	122
When I was younger, whenever a girl would break up with me I would think to myself, "I'll never love again."	117
"One eyed, One horned, Flying, Purple People Eater," The children sang as they held hands and danced.	72
Did anyone else run through the house while turning off all the lights, because you were afraid something was going to get you in the dark, as a kid?	57
When I was young, whenever a girl would break up with me I would think to myself, "I'll never love again."	56
"We want to play," The children said, cheerfully.	42