/u/Mr_Industrial's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are Cupids apprentice, trying to match two strangers. When you fired your bow, you thought they would turn to eachother and say "I love you" but instead they said something along the lines of "Gaah, help! I've been shot by an arrow!"
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[WP] We've all seen Zombies, Astroids, and Nukes. Write an apacolypse with an origin you havent seen talked about before.
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[WP] "Look, as an ambassador you need to understand, these aliens are *really into* being aliens. I know they seem pretty much like us but just pretend they're weird and we might avoid a war."
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[WP] Aliens came to Earth, crushed the worlds governments, and enslaved humanity. Then, they realized the thing they were looking for wasn't here, so they left.
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[WP] Turns out the actual number 1 cause of death is from the monsters that stalk in the shadows. People don't know this because the monsters are almost perfect at hunting us.
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[WP] People hate your restaurant, inspectors hate your restaurant, even the local government hates your restaurant. The Illuminati though... they LOVE your restaurant!
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[WP] As the head of marketing for a cloning company called "Bobs Bobs" your job is to make sure people buy one of you, instead of a product from your competitor, "Roberts Robots".
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[WP] New angels are reckless. Your job is to go down and fix their miracles before they cause something like an economic catastrophe, a natural disaster, or a war.
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[WP] Immortality eventually causes Earth to be quite literally covered in a continuous pile of humans. You are one of the lucky few on top.
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