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I always thought that those “Heather is 2 miles away” ads on porn sights were just viruses. NSFW

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I lay stiff as a board, I always was good at playing dead.

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Even though the lifeboat was full, I still brought on the sobbing woman’s baby.

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“I’m sure one bite wouldn’t hurt.”

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She wrapped her lips around his member as he moaned in anticipation. NSFW

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It’s crazy that some people think that they don’t need to floss, brushing only cleans so much.

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My 2 year old won’t stop crying, no matter what I do she continues to sob.

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I scolded my daughter for saying that her playmate’s skin color was “Not normal.”

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“Don’t worry darling! The vampires can’t come in without our permission!” I comforted my fearful daughter as the figures lined up outside.

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I don’t know where this post is going to end up, but I’m from the future and need to tell you how to survive whats about to happen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always thought that those “Heather is 2 miles away” ads on porn sights were just viruses. NSFW	8295
I lay stiff as a board, I always was good at playing dead.	80
Even though the lifeboat was full, I still brought on the sobbing woman’s baby.	37
“I’m sure one bite wouldn’t hurt.”	27
She wrapped her lips around his member as he moaned in anticipation. NSFW	23
It’s crazy that some people think that they don’t need to floss, brushing only cleans so much.	17
My 2 year old won’t stop crying, no matter what I do she continues to sob.	15
I scolded my daughter for saying that her playmate’s skin color was “Not normal.”	12
“Don’t worry darling! The vampires can’t come in without our permission!” I comforted my fearful daughter as the figures lined up outside.	5
I don’t know where this post is going to end up, but I’m from the future and need to tell you how to survive whats about to happen.	3