| My wife was always a jealous woman. | 3142 | | | | |
| I found some home videos from my childhood in my parents attic. | 3021 | | | | |
| If you go in the woods and you come across a lone woman, ignore her. Even if she knows your name. | 350 | | | | |
| I know when everyone will die. | 188 | | | | |
| As a coroners apprentice I learned the number 1 rule: when the dead start talking, you better not listen. | 134 | | | | |
| My son talks to god before bed. | 105 | | | | |
| I was visited by an old friend. | 1 | | | | |
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