/u/Muerteds's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Come over babe, my parents aren't home.

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I splurged on a lap dance in the champagne room at the Gentleman's Club, and settled down on the couch.

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I lay back in my easy chair, resting after my gallbladder surgery.

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I saw my puppies playing with an old shoe they found in the woods.

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It felt good to get underway again after reporting aboard my new ship.

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There are hot MILFS in my neighborhood looking for sex.

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I went scuba diving this week, and ended up with an ear infection.

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Ugh, I had one of those dreams where you feel yourself falling.

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I finally spent the night with my new girlfriend, but woke up late to use the bathroom.

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Now that the holidays are mostly past, my toddler has decided to "play holidays".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Come over babe, my parents aren't home.	41
I splurged on a lap dance in the champagne room at the Gentleman's Club, and settled down on the couch.	39
I lay back in my easy chair, resting after my gallbladder surgery.	38
I saw my puppies playing with an old shoe they found in the woods.	36
It felt good to get underway again after reporting aboard my new ship.	35
There are hot MILFS in my neighborhood looking for sex.	34
I went scuba diving this week, and ended up with an ear infection.	28
Ugh, I had one of those dreams where you feel yourself falling.	27
I finally spent the night with my new girlfriend, but woke up late to use the bathroom.	23
Now that the holidays are mostly past, my toddler has decided to "play holidays".	22