/u/Muerteds's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so excited that my dog had 8 beautiful pups, active and wriggly.

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I love corn mazes, pick your own pumpkin patches, and hayrides.

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Spring arrived and brought the sun, so I stupidly got my first sunburn of the year.

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A long Monday at work after a busy weekend deserves a couple of cold ones.

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I took a lollipop out of the candy dish to wait for my appointment, and enjoyed a brief moment of respite till they called my name.

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"Yeah, yeah, I know better than to eat something with three leaves.

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After a couple dogs got hit on the highway at night, I put up a game camera to see how they were getting out.

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I sat back and relaxed in the bath, bubbles soaking, wineglass in hand.

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It's junebug season already, and those little guys can't resist bonking into my windows.

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"There's no business like show business", said the manager to the aspiring starlet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so excited that my dog had 8 beautiful pups, active and wriggly.	21
I love corn mazes, pick your own pumpkin patches, and hayrides.	20
Spring arrived and brought the sun, so I stupidly got my first sunburn of the year.	19
A long Monday at work after a busy weekend deserves a couple of cold ones.	18
I took a lollipop out of the candy dish to wait for my appointment, and enjoyed a brief moment of respite till they called my name.	15
"Yeah, yeah, I know better than to eat something with three leaves.	15
After a couple dogs got hit on the highway at night, I put up a game camera to see how they were getting out.	12
I sat back and relaxed in the bath, bubbles soaking, wineglass in hand.	10
It's junebug season already, and those little guys can't resist bonking into my windows.	7
"There's no business like show business", said the manager to the aspiring starlet.	7