/u/Musicferret's posts

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[WP] A black pool appears near your bed. You stare at it, confused. Minutes pass and you think of work. Instantly, the inside of the pool shows your workplace. You step through and are transported there instantly. Realizing your newfound power, it’s finally time to put your plan into action.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] After years of working at an outdoor centre pointing out the squirrels living in the spruce trees, you feel like you have a special bond with the little furry creatures. One day, a small grey squirrel walks up to you on it’s hind legs and talks:”Squirrel speaker! It is time. Come with me.”	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] It’s the purge! After the recent “declutter your life” fad, the federal government has declared today to be free dumping day. From the little old lady next door throwing out doilies; to the nuclear power plant dumping waste; everyone is taking advantage. You’re not about to be left out.	4	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a piano page turner things were usually dull. This new pianist was just that; until he hissed during the performance: "close your eyes and turn back 1 page instead of forward. Don't look after that."	4	WritingPrompts
[WP] After a massive worldwide power surge the internet is 99% destroyed along with nearly ever internet ready device. As the PR guy for the global government, you are tasked with convincing people that the internet should not be rebuilt.	4	WritingPrompts
[WP]: A car crosses the centre line smashing into your truck The 5 occupants of the other vehicle are killed. Weeks later you check your bank statement and see 5 weekly payments that appear to be equal to the pay of the 5 individuals who died. You work as a nurse and decide it’s time to cash in.	3	WritingPrompts
Scottie Barnes (THE CHAMP) turning on the charm for the Cancun ladies.	2	nbacirclejerk
[WP] As a surgeon you’ve seen some odd things inside patients... but nothing like this. Your patient is female, 110 years old, and abnormally fit as a fiddle. You’re performing a keyhole surgery using cameras when you spy it. It’s glowing. Nobody else has spotted it...	2	WritingPrompts
Biologists: could we bio-engineer asparagus to make your pee smell like Christmas?	1	askscience
WP: You’re 8 years old and you’ve had enough of Christmas. You put rat poison in Santa’s milk and cookies to end this crap forever. The next morning, your mom calls for you: “Billy! Get down here NOW! There’s someone who needs to speak to you!”	1	WritingPrompts

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