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“Don’t worry” mommy said “it’ll only be a little pinch”

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When I saw Daryl with the beer, I shot him to death out of fear

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I was overjoyed thinking my boss had finally listened to the Union when he said we were gonna watch a movie...

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My daughter was always so proud of her garden

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A mother should never have to bury her child

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My father always said that being open is the key to a healthy family relationship

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“Stop it” she said “your making my cheeks blush!”

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I raped my blind date last night

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Don’t worry” mommy said “it’ll only be a little pinch”	609
When I saw Daryl with the beer, I shot him to death out of fear	85
I was overjoyed thinking my boss had finally listened to the Union when he said we were gonna watch a movie...	39
My daughter was always so proud of her garden	27
A mother should never have to bury her child	15
My father always said that being open is the key to a healthy family relationship	11
“Stop it” she said “your making my cheeks blush!”	6
I raped my blind date last night	0