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The good news is I got rid of the rats in the basement.

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I cried tears of joy when my baby girl first started to crawl.

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After a 3 hour hike, we finally arrived at the secluded surfing beach the tour guide had mentioned.

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I had my First Communion today and it was pretty weird.

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Every night I can hear all the noises the couple upstairs makes - every moan, every groan, every gasp and cry.

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My teacher gave me an A on my book report so I could pass my class.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

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"No stargazing tonight - the news said the sky was clear but I can't see any stars"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The good news is I got rid of the rats in the basement.	999
I cried tears of joy when my baby girl first started to crawl.	239
After a 3 hour hike, we finally arrived at the secluded surfing beach the tour guide had mentioned.	62
I had my First Communion today and it was pretty weird.	25
Every night I can hear all the noises the couple upstairs makes - every moan, every groan, every gasp and cry.	13
My teacher gave me an A on my book report so I could pass my class.	5
Roses are red, violets are blue,	5
"No stargazing tonight - the news said the sky was clear but I can't see any stars"	0