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I fell asleep at a party, and as a prank my friends toed my penis shaft into a knot.

10 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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In a way, I own a 52 year old human being now. (TRUE STORY) NSFW

6 upvotes • r/creepypasta

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The Germans released a new gas on our trenches today.

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My mom repeatedly stomped on my groin a couple weeks ago and now my thing is dark blue and grey - what is the science behind this wonder?

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My friends dared me to pour a bunch of powdered chlorine down my pee hole, and now my shaft is all red and grey and it really hurts. What chemical reactions are causing this??

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The year is 1750, I have just rubbed chocolate all over my shaft and allowed a pack of angry stray dogs to begin mauling at it for sustenance. What will happen first, will the dogs die from the chocolate, or will my shaft lose all medical function from the bite wounds??

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I accidentally tripped and fell into the shed behind the YMCA and two handfuls of powdered chlorine accidentally fell down my pee hole.

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She wasn't who she said she was... I barely escaped alive.

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In my haste, I clicked send without double checking the recipient.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I fell asleep at a party, and as a prank my friends toed my penis shaft into a knot.	10	TwoSentenceSadness
In a way, I own a 52 year old human being now. (TRUE STORY) NSFW	6	creepypasta
The Germans released a new gas on our trenches today.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
My mom repeatedly stomped on my groin a couple weeks ago and now my thing is dark blue and grey - what is the science behind this wonder?	1	askscience
My friends dared me to pour a bunch of powdered chlorine down my pee hole, and now my shaft is all red and grey and it really hurts. What chemical reactions are causing this??	1	askscience
The year is 1750, I have just rubbed chocolate all over my shaft and allowed a pack of angry stray dogs to begin mauling at it for sustenance. What will happen first, will the dogs die from the chocolate, or will my shaft lose all medical function from the bite wounds??	0	AskHistorians
I accidentally tripped and fell into the shed behind the YMCA and two handfuls of powdered chlorine accidentally fell down my pee hole.	0	TwoSentenceHorror
She wasn't who she said she was... I barely escaped alive.	0	nosleep
In my haste, I clicked send without double checking the recipient.	0	TwoSentenceHorror