/u/MykoTheRad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I found a genie during a zombie apocalypse, I asked him if I was the only person on Earth.

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"Welcome back to the land of the living" the doctor had said.

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Though it was a sad occasion, us kids tried to stay positive by playing hide and seek at grandma's funeral.

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I went on amazon and searched up "family cooking supplies"

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I am a security guard at a wax museum and they made a new delivery today.

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My girlfriend looked scared and angry when she saw me come back from the hospital.

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I was alone on my deathbed when I saw a white light.

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I was drunk and angry at my date, so I poured sulfuric acid in her eyes.

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I was confused when I woke up to the sound of my son shaking a rattle

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I always remembered to lock the door every night before I went to sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I found a genie during a zombie apocalypse, I asked him if I was the only person on Earth.	394
"Welcome back to the land of the living" the doctor had said.	238
Though it was a sad occasion, us kids tried to stay positive by playing hide and seek at grandma's funeral.	131
I went on amazon and searched up "family cooking supplies"	95
I am a security guard at a wax museum and they made a new delivery today.	70
My girlfriend looked scared and angry when she saw me come back from the hospital.	48
I was alone on my deathbed when I saw a white light.	30
I was drunk and angry at my date, so I poured sulfuric acid in her eyes.	26
I was confused when I woke up to the sound of my son shaking a rattle	25
I always remembered to lock the door every night before I went to sleep.	16