/u/Mysral's posts
[WP] This is the third time those assassins managed to get the drop on you. Not only is that some really embarrassing laxity on your part, at this rate, they're going to figure out that you're immortal rather than absurdly lucky.
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[WP] Your parents never let you go to the beach. Now, as the salt water turns your skin to scales and your fingers to claws, you're beginning to understand why.
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[WP] "It's been a long day, I'm afraid. Do you mind if I slip into someone a little more comfortable?" Negotiations with the representative of the Demon Realm are many things, but boring sure isn't one of them.
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[WP] You're part of a support group for victims of the Fair Folk: former changelings, curse victims, so on and so forth. Today, you're getting a new member.
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[WP] A gang of mischievous local pixies has been stirring up trouble around your home. Normally, your pets would keep them at bay, but the little devils have figured out how to bribe with food.
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[WP] During a tense diplomatic meeting with the Orcish tribes, a young human knight notices a fierce-looking orc staring them down with bared teeth and weapons at the ready. Not to be cowed, they respond in kind - not realizing this is Orcish flirting, and the tribe's champion is developing a crush.
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[WP] Having tired of all the would-be dragonslayers on land, and seeing the potential of the wealthy maritime trade routes, a clever dragon decides to become the first draconic pirate. After all, fire breath is a most intimidating weapon against wooden ships loaded with gunpowder.
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[WP] By night, you're an infamous masked vigilante, with razor claws, supernatural senses and agility, and an uncanny knack for improbable escapes. Your nemeses have been trying to uncover your secret identity, but they're not having much luck... because your daytime self is an ordinary housecat.
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[WP] A disagreement between two gods escalates so much, that it becomes a matter of honor which can only be resolved with a duel. Since an actual fight between the two of them would be downright apocalyptic, the format of the duel is going to have to be a little creative.
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