| Signing off NSFW | 10 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Okay soldiers, do not, I repeat: DO NOT look at this photo unless you want to fail NSFW | 8 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Rest here soldiers NSFW | 8 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Holy Cow here to bless us for the new month NSFW | 7 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Holy Cow bless our Soldiers NSFW | 6 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Listen up soldiers NSFW | 6 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Introducing our newest satellite NSFW | 5 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| 4 hours left NSFW | 4 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| Only one man can help defeat the Cummunist threat NSFW | 4 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
| New strategic defense satellites in place to counter Cummunist attacks NSFW | 3 | MaraikesRoad2Xmas | | | | |
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