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[WP] You work as a propaganda specialist for a Dystopian civilization. Your job is to convince people to live there, but you're not allowed to lie under penalty of death.

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[WP] For the appropriate fee, we can Opt You Out of any clause, promise or situation that you've gotten yourself into. What do you wish to abandon today, sir?

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[WP] The kind woman, who helped a stranger.

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[WP] Limping into your bar, a regular places the smouldering, bloodsoaked remains of a sledgehammer on the counter. "Woozy-Doozie of a day, Joe! May I please see the menu?"

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[WP] Much to his horror, the main character discovers he can only talk in iambic pentameter.

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[WP]"If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder... or this one?" She punched him in the face.

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[WP] Describe the process of registering your hands as deadly weapons.

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[WP] Due to a clerical error, a Zumba instructor begins teaching MMA to great results.

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[PM] Poetry. I'll give you poetry in exchange for comments.

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[PM] No gimmicks, just give me prompts.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You work as a propaganda specialist for a Dystopian civilization. Your job is to convince people to live there, but you're not allowed to lie under penalty of death.	9
[WP] For the appropriate fee, we can Opt You Out of any clause, promise or situation that you've gotten yourself into. What do you wish to abandon today, sir?	9
[WP] The kind woman, who helped a stranger.	8
[WP] Limping into your bar, a regular places the smouldering, bloodsoaked remains of a sledgehammer on the counter. "Woozy-Doozie of a day, Joe! May I please see the menu?"	7
[WP] Much to his horror, the main character discovers he can only talk in iambic pentameter.	7
[WP]"If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder... or this one?" She punched him in the face.	7
[WP] Describe the process of registering your hands as deadly weapons.	6
[WP] Due to a clerical error, a Zumba instructor begins teaching MMA to great results.	5
[PM] Poetry. I'll give you poetry in exchange for comments.	5
[PM] No gimmicks, just give me prompts.	4