| “Thank you for your purchase!” | 2660 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| Historic: Kamala Harris Becomes First Black Woman To Destroy World Economy | 661 | babylonbee | | | | |
| In Latest Attack, Orcs Call Aragorn 'Weird' | 657 | babylonbee | | | | |
| Weird Or Not Weird? Take The Quiz! | 233 | babylonbee | | | | |
| I don’t think my fiancé appreciates me as for our anniversary she gave me several birds. | 136 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| “Quick, this way” my friend shouted pointing to a door that would lead us out of hell. | 47 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| As the roller coaster slowly lurched out of the train station, i said a silent prayer. | 20 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| As I awoke chained inside the boat, only then did I remember the threat that my ending would be never ending | 10 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| Whoever came up with the cash recycler as an alternative to cash office | 1 | walmart | | | | |
