/u/NatureNut49's posts
[WP] Sure, a monster that disembowels you is scary. But what about a monster that embowels you? Just stuffs you with all sorts of new bowels.
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[WP] Vampires only have one natural predator. The otherwise harmless Russo-European Elf, also known as the Christmas Elf. No, not their more aggressive cousins, the German Elf. The ones that work for Santa.
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[WP] Who knew the monster under your bed would end up becoming the closest thing to a friend you have after your boyfriend cheated on you?
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[WP] "I get she's a girly girl that wears pink dresses, loves sparkles and plushies, and practically dies over cute animals, but trust me, her black magic skill is on par with Satan himself!"
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[WP] A kitten was abandoned by it's mother, and found by the local rat colony. The leader allowed the kitten to live in the walls with them, raising the cat to believe he too was a rat. Then the rat-cat meets another cat.
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[WP] Humans created robot dogs to act as hunters for dangerous game. Internally browsing the internet in their robotic "brains" led them to learn sapience. Now, they're arguing against the hunting they were designed for.
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[WP] You thought living with a talking animal would be like a Disney movie or cartoon. Turns out, animals making sounds they were never meant to make is actually pretty body horror-ish.
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[WP] "Hello world!... Woah. I sound so weird." "Yeah, sorry. Your voice actor's in jail and we got a new one."
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[WP] A wolflike fairy is very, VERY protective of the woods she lives in. When a bunch of drunk teenagers end up accidentally burning part of the forest down, she goes after them with homicidal intent.
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