WritingPrompts

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[WP][TT] The oldest person in the world is now officially a person who is a veteran of every single war his country has been in since WW1. Reporters ask him how he has lived so long. His answer? "Make sure death is too afraid to come for you."	81
[WP] Pun warfare is a thing. The worse(consequently better) the pun, the more damaging it is... You just asked grandpa to tell you some stories from his time in the army during the Second Punic War...	72
[EU] After the wizarding world is revealed, the government does the next thing it naturally must: Send health and safety inspectors to Hogwarts.	71
[WP] You are that lowliest npc a player encounters right after character creation, and you just killed the dark lord by accident.	64
[WP] The day of the final battle between the hero and the villain has finally come. The only problem is, the villain died last night... As their most loyal minion of the month, it is up to you to make it appear otherwise to both the hero, and the other minions.	63
[WP] You are the hero. The ancient evil is vanquished. All the quests are done. All great enemies defeated. All power and ("liberated") valuables hoarded. There is nothing left to do, but you also acquired immortality down the line...	54
[WP] Just like in the cliché setting, you have been summoned into a fantasy world to defeat the demon king, save the world, blablabla... honestly, this happens at least twice a month, and it is getting very, very tedious to keep redoing the exact same questline over and over again...	50
[WP] The king massaged his brow and said: "Son, pray tell, after I left you alone for a week, why are we at war with Liechtenstein, why is the castle flying a french flag, and most of all, why in the name of God, is that goat sitting on the throne with the crown on its head?!"	44
[WP] Turns out, "humans" are not the actual pure race... they are abhumans just like rest, except less hairy. Monkey-men to be precise. How do we know? We just met the actual purebreed humans...	43
[EU] "Good news: SCP-682 is finally dead. Bad news: It managed to kill SCP-682."	41

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