/u/Nazamroth's posts
[WP] Evil overlord looking for minions to guard Castle of Certain Doom. Post application and CV below. Equal opportunity employer(except for the pointy eared tree huggers), good pay, food and lodging included.
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[WP] You are a true immortal, and you really don't get why these mortals complain about the concept. For example, that whole World War thing was so much fun, you almost made it happen 3 times.
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[WP] Demons are so secretive about their true names and hunt down those who draw their attention by saying it too much, because every time it is said, it is like an annoying pop-up notification and it gets spammed at them by thousands of people per second if it becomes too well known...
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[WP] Tasked with rescuing the kidnapped princess from the dragon, you soon realize that the dragon is more in need of a knight in shining armour.
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[WP] "Are you sure that it is meant to be on fire?" "Well do I look like a nuclear engineer?! It cooks the steak really fast like this though..."
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[WP] Aliens make first contact, landing on Earth, surrounded by cheering crowds, but as they step up to the pedestal to speak... or otherwise communicate with the world, they inform us that something we do all the time, is in violation of galactic law and we should stop it.
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[WP] After millenia of slumber, you awaken and raise your dark base to the surface once more... only to find that some upstart has already set up shop a stone's throw away, and it is on par with yours....
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