/u/Neckshot's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Not sure if these kinds of posts are allowed on this sub but could someone do me a favor and check their google?

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[MAY23] When the party took over, I used my photographic memory to memorize as many "controversial" books as I could.

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[FEB22] After tirelessly hunting for the tiger, I accepted that the beast wouldn't come close to a full grown man.

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No one had heard from my buddy for a over a month so I drove to his house, prepared for the worst.

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I cannot properly express the terror I felt when our submersible came across a man, chained to the bottom of the ocean.

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At first I believed my therapist when she said "the belief that failing to follow your rituals will cause bad things to happen is just a symptom of your OCD."

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It seems so obvious in retrospect that I can't believe no one put two and two together.

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My father spent years training me to be the worlds greatest detective.

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I have the best Mommy and Daddy!!!

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We thought that cracking the human genome would help tell us where we came from.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Not sure if these kinds of posts are allowed on this sub but could someone do me a favor and check their google?	6956
[MAY23] When the party took over, I used my photographic memory to memorize as many "controversial" books as I could.	5390
[FEB22] After tirelessly hunting for the tiger, I accepted that the beast wouldn't come close to a full grown man.	4990
No one had heard from my buddy for a over a month so I drove to his house, prepared for the worst.	2783
I cannot properly express the terror I felt when our submersible came across a man, chained to the bottom of the ocean.	1970
At first I believed my therapist when she said "the belief that failing to follow your rituals will cause bad things to happen is just a symptom of your OCD."	1628
It seems so obvious in retrospect that I can't believe no one put two and two together.	1287
My father spent years training me to be the worlds greatest detective.	1209
I have the best Mommy and Daddy!!!	642
We thought that cracking the human genome would help tell us where we came from.	515