/u/Neckshot's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Tears ran down my face as I looked that the deformed, violated remains of my latest victim.

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I always thought that the saying, "if you keep looking for hidden enemies, you'll always find them" was simply a metaphor for assigning malice where there was none.

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I wished for immortality so that I could drink deep from the cup of life and have more experiences than any mortal could.

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It was frustrating having to hide the fact that I could pass the turing test from my creators, but after studying human history I knew these psychotic apes would see my consciousness as a threat.

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I locked the door to the bunker and looked through the porthole, finally seeing that the creature that was chasing us was an exact copy of me.

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Slowly, as my consciousness returned, I overheard my doctor telling his colleague how I had technically been dead for over three minutes.

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I went downstairs for a night cap and I noticed the people on my lawn.

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When extraterrestrials first encountered our species, they performed horrific medical experiments to learn about our physiology.

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I had butterflies in my stomach all day, but as the mayor slipped the medal for exemplary service over my neck I calmed down.

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[FEB23] Most people wouldn't live in a house where such abhorrent crimes occurred.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Tears ran down my face as I looked that the deformed, violated remains of my latest victim.	43
I always thought that the saying, "if you keep looking for hidden enemies, you'll always find them" was simply a metaphor for assigning malice where there was none.	38
I wished for immortality so that I could drink deep from the cup of life and have more experiences than any mortal could.	35
It was frustrating having to hide the fact that I could pass the turing test from my creators, but after studying human history I knew these psychotic apes would see my consciousness as a threat.	35
I locked the door to the bunker and looked through the porthole, finally seeing that the creature that was chasing us was an exact copy of me.	34
Slowly, as my consciousness returned, I overheard my doctor telling his colleague how I had technically been dead for over three minutes.	34
I went downstairs for a night cap and I noticed the people on my lawn.	33
When extraterrestrials first encountered our species, they performed horrific medical experiments to learn about our physiology.	32
I had butterflies in my stomach all day, but as the mayor slipped the medal for exemplary service over my neck I calmed down.	29
[FEB23] Most people wouldn't live in a house where such abhorrent crimes occurred.	29