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My wife was reluctant to have sex while pregnant because she didn't want to risk hurting the baby so I explained that the baby won't be hurt if we have sex.

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PSA: It's safe to swallow apple seeds up until a certain point

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I was thrilled when my new husband brought up that we should consider adoption!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife was reluctant to have sex while pregnant because she didn't want to risk hurting the baby so I explained that the baby won't be hurt if we have sex.	411
PSA: It's safe to swallow apple seeds up until a certain point	18
I was thrilled when my new husband brought up that we should consider adoption!	3