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Accident or not, I've never forgiven my daughter's killer.

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What animals have the most living generations at one time?

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I squeeze my wife tight and inhale the perfect moment.

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Grampa, did you know there's a skeleton inside me?

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Can you believe I was once so soft, I actually cried when the dog died?

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"I'm sorry, Daddy, my imaginary friend made me do it."

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"I'm sorry" the lawyer stated flatly, "but according to the terms of this loan agreement, if you default on payment the bank has the right to immediately seize anything you paid for with that money."

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I love seeing dogs heads sticking out of car windows while I'm driving.

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It annoys me that my kids are such tattletales.

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Danny fron the other fourth-grade class finally wants to come over to play hide-and-seek.

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