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To outwit the Genie, I smugly stated I'd make no wishes for myself.

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The attending nurse in the recovery room gave me a sedative, then a laxative.

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[Nov22] "I've come for the virgin," said Satan with a uniquely devilish gleam in his eye.

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I was noticeably bothered by the way my teenage daughter smiled sweetly at me from across the room, seemed so unnatural.

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The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.

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The young faces in the crowd were giddy with excitement, waiting for this evening's event to start.

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"I don't mind the medical students because they pay us well for the premium dead bodies we bring them," said the grave robber.

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With the words "I'm still alive" from dad's casket, our grieving turned to shock and horror.

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Dear hunting season has started once again.

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I left the doctors office holding a bottle of pills and a bullet.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To outwit the Genie, I smugly stated I'd make no wishes for myself.	6152	TwoSentenceHorror
The attending nurse in the recovery room gave me a sedative, then a laxative.	3508	TwoSentenceHorror
[Nov22] "I've come for the virgin," said Satan with a uniquely devilish gleam in his eye.	2108	TwoSentenceHorror
I was noticeably bothered by the way my teenage daughter smiled sweetly at me from across the room, seemed so unnatural.	2082	TwoSentenceHorror
The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.	1409	TwoSentenceHorror
The young faces in the crowd were giddy with excitement, waiting for this evening's event to start.	278	TwoSentenceHorror
"I don't mind the medical students because they pay us well for the premium dead bodies we bring them," said the grave robber.	220	TwoSentenceHorror
With the words "I'm still alive" from dad's casket, our grieving turned to shock and horror.	195	TwoSentenceHorror
Dear hunting season has started once again.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
I left the doctors office holding a bottle of pills and a bullet.	93	TwoSentenceHorror