/u/Neo-218's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Before pulling the blindfold over my wife's eyes I signed to her "Stay in the car, your surprise is in the trunk."

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After spending all summer helping my art director recreate a working model of the pit and the pendulum I noticed how perfectly the table harness fit me.

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein. NSFW

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During the Wild West Show my husband was "found guilty" and sentenced to be "hanged till dead."

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After walking this earth for over 5000 years one would expect to not be scares of anything.

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While cutting thru Old man cutters cornfield late one night I shined my flashlight and said "Hello" to the old scarecrow that was known for "stealing kids souls".

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After years of listening to her bitch at me about going to the gun range my wife finally relented and came with me for once.

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My wife was always very flippant about wearing seatbelts and making our 3 kids sit in their car seats while I was driving.

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Before pulling the blindfold over my wife's eyes I signed to her "Stay in the car, your surprise is in the trunk."

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After amassing over half a million Twitch followers on a livestream under the guise of "The greatest firefight in gaming history" I shouted GAME ON!!!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Before pulling the blindfold over my wife's eyes I signed to her "Stay in the car, your surprise is in the trunk."	8987
After spending all summer helping my art director recreate a working model of the pit and the pendulum I noticed how perfectly the table harness fit me.	1590
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein. NSFW	221
During the Wild West Show my husband was "found guilty" and sentenced to be "hanged till dead."	41
After walking this earth for over 5000 years one would expect to not be scares of anything.	13
While cutting thru Old man cutters cornfield late one night I shined my flashlight and said "Hello" to the old scarecrow that was known for "stealing kids souls".	10
After years of listening to her bitch at me about going to the gun range my wife finally relented and came with me for once.	5
My wife was always very flippant about wearing seatbelts and making our 3 kids sit in their car seats while I was driving.	4
Before pulling the blindfold over my wife's eyes I signed to her "Stay in the car, your surprise is in the trunk."	1
After amassing over half a million Twitch followers on a livestream under the guise of "The greatest firefight in gaming history" I shouted GAME ON!!!	1