/u/NeroBlackburn's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I angrily wondered where my wife had run off to as I painted our new house alone.

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The girl who kept rejecting me finally said yes, and we even went home together!

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My neighbors keep me up all night with their BDSM, so I finally snapped and went to investigate.

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"Thank you," the woman gasped as I wrenched my blade out of the vampire's corpse.

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"I don't know how you returned, but I'm sending you back to hell," I snarled as I aimed my gun through the darkness.

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For my promiscuous lifestyle, I was cursed to hear the cries of the dead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I angrily wondered where my wife had run off to as I painted our new house alone.	3977
The girl who kept rejecting me finally said yes, and we even went home together!	3306
My neighbors keep me up all night with their BDSM, so I finally snapped and went to investigate.	42
"Thank you," the woman gasped as I wrenched my blade out of the vampire's corpse.	18
"I don't know how you returned, but I'm sending you back to hell," I snarled as I aimed my gun through the darkness.	14
For my promiscuous lifestyle, I was cursed to hear the cries of the dead.	12