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[WP] God updates the rulings of heaven every 1000 years to match up better with Earth. Now, the time has come, and he is about to learn about the Geneva Conventions.
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The Gertauta (Part 1) (related to "The world isn't made out of wizard jizz, and we like it that way"
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[WP] During The Sundering, the Earth shook with the force of mankind's hubris, and man struck himself down in his folly. Now, generations later, a knight has found a peculiar metal egg, within which is a deadly creature named "Uranium", according to ancient writings.
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[WP] Having been 7 years since he first felt the presence of the Antichrist, Jesus silently returns to the world to launch a surprise attack... Only to realize his mistake as he finds the Antichrist, a 7 year old kid, at an orphanage.
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[WP] "If they were to be united as one people, with one language, for them nothing would be impossible." YHWH had once said, but the other Gods ignored his warning, humanity obviously wasn't that powerful. Now... the Gods would learn why a omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent being feared mankind.
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[WP] She looked at him with eyes full of adoration and love, before leaning in and gently whispering into his ear "Two words, and I'm yours...". His response? "Uhhh... Chicken butt..?"
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[WP] The aliens laughed as they swatted ICBMs out of the air like they were nothing. They didn't laugh anymore when Plumbbob striked and they were hit with a nuke-launched tungsten grate.
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[WP] The sadistic universal dictator has finally returned from the strange sea outside the universe, and he declares: "Attention, former playthings and peons, I, the rightful universal ruler, have returned. If you value your life, kneel, nay, PROSTRATE yourselves before your new god, BEIGE!"
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