/u/NibaTCat's posts
[WP] At work, you always meet this girl in the lift. Very cute, but almost always silent. Randomly talking to your boss then, you discover that there is no girl working in the building. You meet her only when you take the lift alone. She's already there, and you are always the first to leave.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] After being discovered as the man with the sweetest blood on earth, vampires are hitting on you from all over. They are really nice and aiming only at some drops of blood. Yet your lovely and a little jealous girlfriend is starting to go around with wooden stakes and holy water on her purse.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] For years a mafia boss in prison gave orders to his henchmen and family to run his businnesses. But he doesn't know that his heirs went to college and slowly turned all his activities legal. The boss is about to end his sentence yet his family doesn't want to disappoint the old fella with truth
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] 2039: Starbucks bought Zimbawze becoming the first corporate nation 2051: Africa is almost all privately owned. Nestlè and Coca Cola started their domains in the Caribbeans and Asia 2074: War between IBM's Madagascar and Apple's Congo. 2080: ... (You go on!)
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] 2039: Starbucks bought Zimbawze becoming the first corporate nation. 2051: Africa is almost all privately owned. Nestlè and Coca Cola started their domains in the Caribbeans. 2084: War between IBM's Madagascar and Apple's Congo became global. 2086: Apple completed the ibomb. May God help us.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] The conjured demon couldn't believe the little girl's words. "So, you want to give me your soul... To go to heaven?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] It's 1969. The Apollo 11 lands on the Moon. But... There's a base already there. And people. A flag is visible from afar. It has red markings on it. Approacing, Neil Armstrong sees an astronaut keeping the door open. Oh wait, the flag it's not Soviet. It's Canadian.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] During your study trip in Rome you discovered this little yet lovely pub where you met the funniest man ever. You meet there every Friday: he's much older than you, but you always have a great time with him and he tells the best dirty jokes ever. One day you discover he's the pope, in disguise.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] At the gates of afterlife: "Welcome, be ready to be judged! You committed 1364 sins in your lifespan. That's the lowest number of sins beaten only by the last Dalai Lama. We're happy to offer you a luxury accomodation to VIP Heaven! Please go low with drugs the first days and have fun!"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Your palace protects you. When lenders enter, they never find your door. When you are in a hurry, you exit right beside the place you need to be. You understand that it always tries to protect you, and yet you don't understand why you never managed to bring your new lovely girlfriend in. Never.
Mark as read: Add to a list