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I'm pregnant and I can't wait for my child to be born !

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Whenever a member of a spacr crew asks us why there's a steel windshield coming down when they activate the FTL drive, the engineers always give the same answer : "The glass wouldn't handle the pressure at that speed."

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The cultists were shocked but relieved to see an angel appear before their eyes when they finished the summoning ritual.

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My 3 years old son told me he saw dead people but he pointed at my colleague which is very much alive.

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Here I go for my 27th C-section.

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The officers completely turned the lawn upside down looking for the body but to no avail.

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A vampire just knocked at my door.

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The moon is red tonight.

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I wanted to go as a skeleton next Halloween but I think I'm gonna to cancel.

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I'm a surgeon and we just admitted a homeless man with a rotten arm.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm pregnant and I can't wait for my child to be born !	11426
Whenever a member of a spacr crew asks us why there's a steel windshield coming down when they activate the FTL drive, the engineers always give the same answer : "The glass wouldn't handle the pressure at that speed."	3149
The cultists were shocked but relieved to see an angel appear before their eyes when they finished the summoning ritual.	279
My 3 years old son told me he saw dead people but he pointed at my colleague which is very much alive.	198
Here I go for my 27th C-section.	153
The officers completely turned the lawn upside down looking for the body but to no avail.	45
A vampire just knocked at my door.	44
The moon is red tonight.	40
I wanted to go as a skeleton next Halloween but I think I'm gonna to cancel.	39
I'm a surgeon and we just admitted a homeless man with a rotten arm.	37