/u/NnihilatorWasTaken's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sir, the divers found this diary that probably belonged to one of the crew members, and it's in excellent condition!

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As the surgeon tried to remove my genitals, I knew I would never be able to make love to a woman again. NSFW

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"Don't walk away from me, young man!"

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-We don't know where this will reach you, but you've been in a coma for 10 years, and dying is the only way to wake up!

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"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Some people consult their friends for advice, and others seek professional help.

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-Alright sir, connection to the chicken farm has been terminated, and the feather removal section has been demolished.

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Mommy, I thought we were going to see grandma!

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I'm kinda glad that the disembodied screaming has stopped.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sir, the divers found this diary that probably belonged to one of the crew members, and it's in excellent condition!	3162
As the surgeon tried to remove my genitals, I knew I would never be able to make love to a woman again. NSFW	678
"Don't walk away from me, young man!"	510
-We don't know where this will reach you, but you've been in a coma for 10 years, and dying is the only way to wake up!	89
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"	73
Some people consult their friends for advice, and others seek professional help.	19
-Alright sir, connection to the chicken farm has been terminated, and the feather removal section has been demolished.	17
Mommy, I thought we were going to see grandma!	4
I'm kinda glad that the disembodied screaming has stopped.	1