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As the priest ascended to Heaven, he realized he was the only human to have ever practiced religion in the exact manner God intended.

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I saw a man outside of my window last night.

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Someone sent me a transcript of everything I said and did today.

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“Who’s telling them to do that?”

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“Following the discovery of contaminating bacteria in their primary factory, Jif is announcing a full recall on any products purchased after January 28th.”

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I walked into my friend’s room and saw a stringy white pod hanging from the ceiling, as if she had been encased in silk by a giant spider.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the priest ascended to Heaven, he realized he was the only human to have ever practiced religion in the exact manner God intended.	6134
I saw a man outside of my window last night.	137
Someone sent me a transcript of everything I said and did today.	110
“Who’s telling them to do that?”	54
“Following the discovery of contaminating bacteria in their primary factory, Jif is announcing a full recall on any products purchased after January 28th.”	36
I walked into my friend’s room and saw a stringy white pod hanging from the ceiling, as if she had been encased in silk by a giant spider.	17