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When my anatomy professor told me about formaldehyde hunger, on the day I met my cadaver, they joked about not leaving any bite marks.

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[Jul21] When my phone pinged, alerting me of bushfires and high winds, I figured I'd be safe in the city.

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'I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased'.

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As the Djinn granted my wish to be a teenager again I thought my dreams had come true...

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[Jun21] The villagers said the girl always longed to be wed as she stood, radiant before the witness of midsommar, wrapped in cloth of satin and silk.

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As the dulcet song drifts across the glassy sea I pilot the small fishing boat toward the light bobbing on the horizon.

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[MAY 21] "Mother, may I have this dance?" I asked, holding out my hand.

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My bloody hands shake as I try turning the key in the ignition, the tired engine firing up on my second go.

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'Do you renounce your accursed union and speak that which hath ensorcelled you?' the Witchfinder General screamed as apoplectic rage contorted his face and flecks of his spittle burnt my skin.

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[Jul21] It was 50°C the day Marjory Taylor died, overwhelmed by the heat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my anatomy professor told me about formaldehyde hunger, on the day I met my cadaver, they joked about not leaving any bite marks.	36
[Jul21] When my phone pinged, alerting me of bushfires and high winds, I figured I'd be safe in the city.	25
'I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased'.	19
As the Djinn granted my wish to be a teenager again I thought my dreams had come true...	18
[Jun21] The villagers said the girl always longed to be wed as she stood, radiant before the witness of midsommar, wrapped in cloth of satin and silk.	16
As the dulcet song drifts across the glassy sea I pilot the small fishing boat toward the light bobbing on the horizon.	14
[MAY 21] "Mother, may I have this dance?" I asked, holding out my hand.	12
My bloody hands shake as I try turning the key in the ignition, the tired engine firing up on my second go.	10
'Do you renounce your accursed union and speak that which hath ensorcelled you?' the Witchfinder General screamed as apoplectic rage contorted his face and flecks of his spittle burnt my skin.	8
[Jul21] It was 50°C the day Marjory Taylor died, overwhelmed by the heat.	7