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My little daughter walked into the bathroom just as I finished wrapping up the cut in my arm.

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"Good for you; if you commit to this cutting cycle I'm sure you'll finally lose that extra weight!"

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I made it to the toilet just in time to throw up.

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When I was a kid, my mom hated it when I cussed, but I still got away with it.

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Sitting alone at the counter in the otherwise empty bar, I felt bad for keeping the bartender from closing up early, so I bought him a few rounds of shots to make the shift go by faster.

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I almost broke my wrist today.

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"Well maybe I wouldn't have cheated if you gave me what I wanted," he said as he packed his things to move in with the woman he'd been hiding from me for months.

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My wife slammed the bathroom door in my face and told me she desperately had to take a piss.

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Cuddling him in their warm marital bed, she traced his scars from the battlefield and reminded him in soft tones how lovely they were to her, a mark of his valor and dedication to his country.

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My roommate's girlfriend came home with a smile on her face, sat down next to me on the couch, and gave me a big bar of chocolate!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My little daughter walked into the bathroom just as I finished wrapping up the cut in my arm.	1929
"Good for you; if you commit to this cutting cycle I'm sure you'll finally lose that extra weight!"	333
I made it to the toilet just in time to throw up.	208
When I was a kid, my mom hated it when I cussed, but I still got away with it.	163
Sitting alone at the counter in the otherwise empty bar, I felt bad for keeping the bartender from closing up early, so I bought him a few rounds of shots to make the shift go by faster.	117
I almost broke my wrist today.	1
"Well maybe I wouldn't have cheated if you gave me what I wanted," he said as he packed his things to move in with the woman he'd been hiding from me for months.	1
My wife slammed the bathroom door in my face and told me she desperately had to take a piss.	1
Cuddling him in their warm marital bed, she traced his scars from the battlefield and reminded him in soft tones how lovely they were to her, a mark of his valor and dedication to his country.	1
My roommate's girlfriend came home with a smile on her face, sat down next to me on the couch, and gave me a big bar of chocolate!	1