/u/No-Gene-1955's posts
[WP] During the climactic confrontation with your supervillainous nemesis, you realize far too late that they are immune to your set of powers. You must now save the day using your wits, mundane talents, and/or skills from your day job.
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[WP] You are the most celebrated superhero of the generation. You have saved the day from supervillains, evil cyborgs, alien invaders, genocidal cults, brainwashed armies...if it can be fathomed, you've fought it. But now you must face the biggest threat of all...your significant other's mom.
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[WP] You're a waiter at the local trendy restaurant. A group of women has started coming in regularly for happy hour, and it doesn't take long for them to start requesting you by name. There's something off about the party, but you can't place it. And, secretly, they're competing for your heart.
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Cuddling him in their warm marital bed, she traced his scars from the battlefield and reminded him in soft tones how lovely they were to her, a mark of his valor and dedication to his country.
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You, a supervillain, have discovered your heroic nemesis' identity! Using this information, you kidnap their child! You call your enemy intending to make them bend to your demands, but to your surprise, they're...relieved? They really needed a break from looking after that kid.
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I proudly showed my mom the A+ I had gotten on my math test, only for her to throw her empty beer, miss the trash, and scream at me as it shattered against the tile floor.
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My roommate's girlfriend came home with a smile on her face, sat down next to me on the couch, and gave me a big bar of chocolate!
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"Well maybe I wouldn't have cheated if you gave me what I wanted," he said as he packed his things to move in with the woman he'd been hiding from me for months.
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