/u/No-Trick2389's posts
[WP] “Please m’lord, why do you stay in the lifeless wasteland and not with the gods you should so rightly be with?” “Cause y’all are fuckin annoying”
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[WP] “I’m warning you, you don’t wanna drink my blood.” You warned the vampire. “Bah, you don’t scare me blood bag, I shall feast!” You try to stop them but it was too late as the vampires teeth sunk into your acidic blood.
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[WP] “Oh that is bullshit.” Your party member says as they watch you put 300 coins into your ‘sword of greed’
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[WP] You are the prince of Evils, that isn’t your title it’s your species name. You’ve just been put into a willing arranged marriage with a princess from another kingdom. Now you keep dealing with bumbling idiots trying to ‘rescue’ your future wife.
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[WP] the cultist gave up their sacrifices to the monster god only for one to come back with a thing called “energy drinks”. Turns out there’s two different monster gods.
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[EU] kratos has never seen such a… strange creature. While it looked harmless Mimir called it the most dangerous thing in the universe. The creature opened its mouth to speak and all that he heard was… “𝗽𝗼𝘆𝗼.”
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[WP] each pantheon has a god that’s feared more than other, the greeks had hades god of the underworld, the Aztec’s had Huitzilopochtli god of of war, the sun, and sacrifice, and your pantheon had you, god of entertainment, fiction, and history. People learn why when your home is attacked.
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[WP] you were Kidnapped by a cult and sacrificed to their god, everything is going according to plan when the god enters your body, the only problem is, your will is so weak and your so lazy that the god can’t control you
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[WP] You were transported into the generic teen mystery/rom-com/sci-fi show as a side character. While searching for clues on a missing person's case, the main character and friends find out that you‘re a diagnosed sociopath. Now they're wrongfully accusing you of the crime, great.
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