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Ever since her mother died, my daughter hates taking a nap, especially the new medicine she takes right beforehand.

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People have long known the many and varied reasons it is a bad idea to make any kind of deal with anyone calling themselves the Devil, Beelzebub, or Satan.

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I don’t really think I need a shot to ward off syphilis; I trust my wife, and I won’t cheat either.

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There are lots of stories about people finding out they have superpowers in a bad way.

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I let out a long sigh of relief as I finally managed to fish the blockage from my ear; I could hear again!

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I don’t really think I need a syphilis vaccine; I trust my wife, and I won’t cheat either.

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People have long known the many and varied reasons it is a bad idea to make any kind of deal with anyone calling themselves Devil.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since her mother died, my daughter hates taking a nap, especially the new medicine she takes right beforehand.	227
People have long known the many and varied reasons it is a bad idea to make any kind of deal with anyone calling themselves the Devil, Beelzebub, or Satan.	195
I don’t really think I need a shot to ward off syphilis; I trust my wife, and I won’t cheat either.	92
There are lots of stories about people finding out they have superpowers in a bad way.	54
I let out a long sigh of relief as I finally managed to fish the blockage from my ear; I could hear again!	27
I don’t really think I need a syphilis vaccine; I trust my wife, and I won’t cheat either.	1
People have long known the many and varied reasons it is a bad idea to make any kind of deal with anyone calling themselves Devil.	1