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I actually liked working for the lottery commission

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I've always feared falling to my death because I'd have to watch helplessly until the end.

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The Archeoligist who lives next door worships prehistoric carnivores.

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"Oh no," the alien said during the interview "it's not that we felt your people weren't ready."

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I used to ride the short bus every day and wonder how I could ever change the direction I was headed.

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For just a second I am back in tenth grade Physics just before Jim, poor Jim, was forever lost after a series of highly improbable events caused a miniature black hole to form during his turn to demonstrate "Nature abhors a vacuum."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I actually liked working for the lottery commission	7
I've always feared falling to my death because I'd have to watch helplessly until the end.	6
The Archeoligist who lives next door worships prehistoric carnivores.	5
"Oh no," the alien said during the interview "it's not that we felt your people weren't ready."	3
I used to ride the short bus every day and wonder how I could ever change the direction I was headed.	3
For just a second I am back in tenth grade Physics just before Jim, poor Jim, was forever lost after a series of highly improbable events caused a miniature black hole to form during his turn to demonstrate "Nature abhors a vacuum."	0